Saturday, February 27, 2010

Scientologists
Circle I Limbo

Osama bin Laden
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

George Bush
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

General asshats
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Objectivists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The New York Yankees
Circle VII Burning Sands

Rednecks
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Republicans
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Flashback!

Tra la la la. Tis the beginning of a new semester, and I haven't posted in ages so I think it's time to pander on for a couple pages about myself. Yeah narcissism! I kid, I kid. Blogging is so invigorating!
(It helps that it's six in the morning.)

Wonderful things of the moment:
1. Lady Gaga - Even though she got cheated when it came to the televised show and Taylor Swift is a perky little douche bag, my dear empress is still going strong. Bad Romance is lasting, but I feel Telephone is on the fringe as replacing it as her single that is popular. I swear her and the Black Eyed-Peas are the are in a race to milk the most out of their respective audiences. Oh and the Peas should have won some more Grammys. Fucking Taylor Swift and Kings of Leon, how drawl. (Beyonce was worthy though.)

2. Lord of the Rings - I just took a LOTR literature class this Jan Term, and while I hated reading Sir Gawain and Beowulf, being the class nerd on the subject brought me great satisfaction. Kernberger is always a kook and it was very entertaining. I wish I was able to write fiction, I have so many ideas but none of those can formulate into actual writing. Sigh.

3. Dance Music in general. I have found some great songs. I feel like I need to move to Europe to find some with my interest in the music, but I think an American Dance movement is starting. Case in point the impact of Lady Gaga on music. I can hear the synthesizer in music becoming dominate. Shudder of Delight.

4. TV. Caprica is turning out to be a great show, none of you here would care because it's science fiction and I know your general opinion about scifi, but it is pretty amazing especially their portrayal of homosexuality. I can't wait for Glee to return!

Sucky and Destructive right now.

-1. Matt Sunderland. No he hasn't done anything malicious or really that callous, he is just being his normal depressing and cocky self. He keeps flaunting his position in the play around me, tugging around his script to places like the pool and the workout room. Why? To bother me of course, cause he knows how much I wanted that role and he just wants to flaunt the fact that you are apparently better. And the sad thing, is I don't think he does it intentionally all the time. I am just bothered by it. Dirty Whore. I do talk about him a lot I released. It's rather sad that he is one of my main conversation topics. I need a boy friend.

-2. Speaking of Boyfriends, WTF WORLD?!? Angst! Angry blog post!
Where is anyone for me, hmm? I mean that just doesn't want a quick fuck or lives in Nevada? I know I am not that hideous but I seem to be one of the few ones in this world who probably be alone for the rest of my life. I think that will be the case. And I sort of don't care, but I would like some attention. Hell apparently even Sunderland can get some to pay attention to him. What the fuck is wrong with me. Maybe I need more guy friends.

Other Thoughts.

A. I think I am going to try do selections from the Vagina Monologues for my advanced directing showcase (This is why I don't have a boyfriend...). I hope Janet lets me, I mean I don't cause problems, I am courteous and hard working, and this would be challenge for me. Let's have our fingers crossed!

B. I got food stamps! Yeah Food! I almost starved this Jan term cause of my stupidity. (Okay not starved, I have very generous benefactors who I love). I am such a welfare baby.




I hope everyone is well. I need to go to sleep now it is late/early. Oh and ps. I think I have a crush on Adam Lambert... (SHAME!)

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