Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Oh the bitter cold and copious meat products!

Oh Iowa, how you treat me so. Middle brother trying to showcase his masculinity. Youngest brother following me like I dispense cosmic brownies, which are apparently his only nourishment. Younger sister stabbing younger stabbing Youngest brother with a fork, getting called a stupid bitch by Grandfather, and then given twenty dollars for gas money. At least there is a copious amount of meat products. I swear I have eaten so many different animals here, I could have a menagerie, if they weren't in my digestive system. Deer is yummy, don't be critical!

All in all I am happy to visit this place though it is bitter sweet. I hate my aunt, but that's not her fault. I feel theatrical gay men, and sporty basketball playing lesbians will never coexist, but whatever. Saw Avatar, if I weren't a crazed liberal myself, I would just jump on all the messages in this film. And they killed Sigourney Weaver! Who kills Sigourney Weaver? Also my aunt scheduled me to fly back on January 6th. Only problem is, Jan Term starts on the 4th... Dipshit. She worked at the college for over ten years! It starts the same time, every fucking year. Now I have to the deal missing basically a week of a four week class. Bitch.

Sorry for the negativity. I just have been cramped up in this ice infested hole for too long. All of you people think you like snow, but when it sticks around for six months, you start liking perpetual rain.

I miss you guys. I just get along so much better in Mac, then here. I love my family, but you guys just understand me so much better. Margh! Hopefully Amanda will come visit me! Yeah for knowing someone in this place.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

MARGH

Fucking Model.
At least one final is done. Oh I hate school.
That is all I have this moment.

I loves everyones!